How do you tell some one their crotch stinks?

A while a go I was so excited about my new job, and getting my CADC I, but the only thing that is different is that I have to observe UA's yes that means watch women pee.... unfortunately some of these women don't understand what hygiene is all about, it is gross nasty and if I were a man I wouldn't want to touch it with a 10 foot pole let lone my penis., I have never in my life smelled something so rotten... I have heard of people with rotten crotch but OM goodness. after some of the women expose themselves in such a manner that most people don't want to be exposed to (MY EYES AND NOSE MY EYES AND NOSE) <<<<<<< class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">BFF to help me if a kid throws up. After when they are done you have to leave the bathroom door open due to the smell and on top of it the heater is on.. which intensifies the smell even more.
Some of these women live in a motor home and don't have a shower but HELLO! there are these things called Bathrooms hell go to the darn Chevron if you have to....
BUT WASH THAT CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you think it is inappropriate to have a bottle of summers eve feminine wash on the counter and tell them that they have to use that after each UA? or is that just not professional..
So to all you CADC's out there and OB/GYN's I am sorry for the rotten crotch.

So Long Macy's and JCPennys

ahh I have to say good bye to my favorite stores.. I have had a long run with you both, you have made me feel pretty at times when I didn't and I learned how to be a bargain shopper. But along with my other addictions it is time to say farewell,
It will be good to not be working in Eugene, do to every time I had lunch or on a Friday I would shop shop shop. I even tried to wear uncomfortable shoes so that my feet would scream at me when I entered the mall but no, no such luck I would just go buy a pair of flip flops that matched my outfit and be on my merry way. What is it about shopping? It is that instant gratification of pleasure. ummmm a nice new pair of jeans that you bought that were a size 12 because it was a wonderful price you just can't pass up $9.99 Calvin Klein's can you? even when your a size 16 BUT hey you MIGHT fit into them one day. "And nothing gets in between me and my Calvin's"

Or what about the 60% off rack? how much better can it be when you buy something and you have a coupon and the store has to give you credit? Yes it has happened.

But something has gotten between me and my Calvin's the creditors. when things get tough looking good is not going to get the creditors off your back. You can't show them threw the phone that you finally fit into those size 12's (by laying on the bed and never washing them) They don't give a hoot.

So this is the final chapter of this shopaholics addiction,

Good bye and I will miss you

The only follower

So today's enty is just fo my only follower! she knows who she is and she is interesting. last night while I was over at her home having my evening dinner (she fabu) I was looking at this book about bodies and sex for children and why their bodies change she seemed to have a great laugh at looking at my face when I opened a page to NAKED people and what they look like from a little person to an old person. I was carring on a conversation and suddenly looked down and saw. and to my amazement I saw this old lady and unbenounce to me that is what I look like with out clothes on at the age of 29 (36) I couldn't believe that I have hit pubety already. I thought that I had a few more years. so to the greatest friend in the world I hope you had a great day and a good laugh last night!

The Ex-Girlfriend Club

OK so my new job is not that exciting in fact I love it because so far so good on the drama thing. which means I have a lot of time on my hands..
So what is a person to do with idle hands duh search the Internet for ex-girlfriends. as I am doodling along surfing I come across this ex-girlfriend of my husband I have heard some stories about her and would love to contact her..
I being myself am insecure about my body I mean come on who else is the same size they were when they got clean? ( & if you do go to hell) so back to the in security I have been feeling a little UN-Californian lately which means I am not toned and sleek. ( I sound like a car) I do have curves though. (watch out Marilyn Monroe oops she dead)
The ex-girlfriends I have meet one of them many times about 7 years ago when I first met Mike. and well she is sooooooooooo tiny if the wind blew she would be gone (woooooooosh the wind blowing) and then the other one. 6'2" use to be a Blondie bombshell ha ha ha not today she is way to skinny and looks like she has been around the block and put a way DRY!!!!!!!!!

If I had it my way I would post their pictures next to mine. Mike finally got married and it's NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!

From the MRS. MIKE ANDERSON

High School so called friends

So I started this facebook thing and what I have noticed is their are a lot of people from school. as I look to see who they are it dawns on me that most of them made fun of me. There is this one guy who use to call me spaghetti sauce head, and other rude comments. I spent a lot of my time running home from school and crying when I got there. so here is the question why do they want to be friends now? is it so they still look popular? or is it because I am not this freakish awkward redhead anymore?

There is another thing that goes around and around in my pretty little head and that is the fact that I try and keep up with the Anderson's (ha ha) I go to California every month and I am a little overweight and not all that perfect. But I came to the understanding lately (while looking at the old "friends" pictures) that I am not that bad. in fact I am pretty good looking for a freakish red head. I don't need to be rail thin and I don't need to be tan or a blond. I am just me and that is all their is to it. I have friends today that don't make fun of me and who are not superficial.

So to all you out there who made fun of me and had a good laugh. Well folks the laugh is on you!

LOOK AT ME NOW ANTIOCH HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!