Brand New Couch for Sale

The couch, well I don't write much on the blog, probably because I work 40 + hrs a week and I am chasing an ADHD child around my house until 8:00pm, and by than I am tired, But the adventure started on Friday where I had a good friend sad and depressed so after work, I went to her farm and made her Peet's coffee (if you know coffee than you know it's the best) any who, I thought that it would be fun to go to an auction with her last night, ooh let me start from yesterday afternoon, I went to pick up the kiddo at Grandmas house and I stated "when are you gonna get a new couch in here?" I really like it it's beige and micro suede and pretty, (of course not for a 4,8,12 year old kids and a husband) but it's pretty, she said not for a while, OK back to the auction, I was under the impression that it was going to be farm equipment, which it was, and low and be hold the couch, there it is, beautiful and brand new, I raised my paddle thinking I was going to be out-bid, how could this lap of luxury go for only (not that much)????? how? any ways obviously I won the couch, NOW comes the hard part of telling the husband who has no idea what I have done, I called him as soon as I got cell phone coverage and tried to explain to him I bought a couch kind of a Christmas, Birthday, Valentines Day, and Mothers Day gift all rolled into one, He is extremely attached to the Hide-a-bed we already own, of course this is not a hide-a-bed, I have some resentment towards this situation, due to if you have a penis you usually get what you want, Say a portable heater for Christmas, some candy for Valentines day, a really great dark chocolate egg from See's Candy for Easter ( i know what your thinking not much BUT it's the thought that counts) and ooh yes, the new 20" flat screen TV with DVD player for the Motor home. I guess this is a pitty party I am having for myself, does anyone want to join? OR does anyone want to buy a couch? by the way the couch in the picture is exactly like the one I bought?